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In my past life, I was from the future.
While in Paris I went to an Irish Pub owned by a Chinese man. Two years later I purchased a spicy chicken hot-dog from an Amish guy in Philadelphia.
I was kicked off a horse named, “Desperado”.
My beard is going through an ongoing identity crisis.
I enjoy not understanding things, that way I have something to think about while waiting in line.
Right now, you are reading this.
I once drove 700 km for a beer run.
Sometimes I wake up laughing.
I ate pie with Lisa Loeb.
My watch watches me back.
Without the dead we would forget the importance of living – without the living, we would be dead.
There is an invisible horse in most of my pictures.
One time I was punched in the face by a two-year-old with a fist full of drool.
I like feeling foreign in a familiar place.
I have been mistaken for Zac Brown, Zach Galifianakis, an NBC Executive, and a Walmart Employee.
There is an appreciation to even the most common items when you attempt to use them as a hat.
Equipment Used: bottle opener, laptop, GPS, one carefully folded single napkin, Corel Photo Paint, three euros, 4 dollars, and one pound. Also used; Adobe paraphernalia, passports, an expired gift certificate for one slice of cheese, two pairs of shoes, a skittish drone, lens cleaner, Second Aid Kit, a camera bag secretly disguised as a Jeep, and Canon cameras of various shapes.
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Yes, yes. Being a long time personal friend of this guy I can honestly say that everything you read here is true. Especially the part about all the stuff!