Moi, in a nutshell: Business school graduate, Music fiend. Obsessive FedEx lover. Loves teh martinis. Proud uncle. Hates onions (!!) with a passion. Self proclaimed geek. Entrepreneur in another life. Loves the city life. Proud Canadian.

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  • JoinedFebruary 2004
  • OccupationWeb geek
  • HometownChatham, Ontario
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I aspire to be able to drink like wootam by the time I'm his age. Liver, don't fail me now! :)

February 11, 2006
julian says:

wootami wants algorithms that find him boobs, doesn't think teabagging is appropriate in flickr irc, finds that time stops when he imagines kim deep-throating a banana, and if he ever meets wirehead in person, he's going to do something so obscene that it'll be talked about for years. He's also a funny, clever, conside… Read more

wootami wants algorithms that find him boobs, doesn't think teabagging is appropriate in flickr irc, finds that time stops when he imagines kim deep-throating a banana, and if he ever meets wirehead in person, he's going to do something so obscene that it'll be talked about for years. He's also a funny, clever, considerate guy who's well worth counting as a friend.

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February 2, 2006

...I need you so much closer.

August 30, 2005

Never underestimate the power of the wootam!

June 10, 2005
txkimmers says:

Someone give this man a job, so I can get some work done. Entirely too funny and captivating. Ougter be a law restricting woot access.

June 2, 2005

wootam is my #flickr hero He is also the Canadian chicken in my mind. And a damn tasty one at that.

May 11, 2005
cygnoir says:

wootam enriches #flickr with many necessary nutrients and flavors. He never has fun at concerts, instead standing around with his arms crossed. And no puffy shoes, man. Just no. I dedicate the words "grim" and "necro" to him.

May 4, 2005

wootam is my partner in graduation! *steals some of underbunny's dots* also, he's quite entertaining when #flickring while intoxicated ;)

April 25, 2005
Dull Mind (deleted)

Wootam! has a sort of nuance to his being; it seeps out of his soul and into every aspect of his life the same way Aunt Jemima syrup seeps into a waffle. His photography, too, is like that waffle. A syruppy breakfast confection, his photos are sweet, and yet every square pool of liquid sugar on the top of that waffle… Read more

Wootam! has a sort of nuance to his being; it seeps out of his soul and into every aspect of his life the same way Aunt Jemima syrup seeps into a waffle. His photography, too, is like that waffle. A syruppy breakfast confection, his photos are sweet, and yet every square pool of liquid sugar on the top of that waffle has endless, endless depth.

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September 14, 2004